content="VL2Ti3b7SkTC5I1gqO6fc0H8NGYwLYAkBjnFiUAKJwY" />

Category: Sarcasm

  • Books…

    Come up with a crazy business idea. How about selling books online?

  • Toxic…

    What’s the hardest decision you’ve ever had to make? Why? I stopped calling and so did they…

  • Portal to hell…

    I am a corporate guy that does the DIY around my house during the weekend. Good exercise, save some money on landscapers, but I just ran into a black hole in my front yard! Literally a “black hole” is forming in my yard. I am waiting to see the ring of fire. I remember a…

  • Pot Roast

    What’s your go-to comfort food? Pot Roast. As much as I like steak there is nothing better than pot roast. To clarify this pot roast contains chuck roast, carrots and potatoes.

  • Take ‘Em To The Train Station

    After starting to watch the series Yellowstone my wife driving me to the train station has a whole new meaning. It was great to be back in the big city after working remote for the last 8 plus months without being in the office meeting team members face to face again. I had to refresh…

  • Sour…

    What’s your favorite candy? Mike and Ike, but smaller isn’t always better. They just went from 5 ounces to 4.25 ounces for the same price.

  • Butchered…

    What’s your favorite thing to cook? Steak local…

  • Live in the moment…

    Do you spend more time thinking about the future or the past? Why? Stay in the middle, your past defined you so be aware of it, but enjoy the present with one eye on the future…

  • Their day just got better…

    Tell us one thing you hope people say about you. After meeting me…

  • Stepped on a pop top…

    What are your two favorite things to wear? Shorts & sandals…